Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in t...
"If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." - The GazetteIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*...
Jason "Still" Waters' life looks perfect from the outside-money, fame, and the words "World Champion Bull-Rider" after his name. But Jason has a secret, one he never planned on telling anybody.....
Father Stuart Ballard has been Marcus Stearns' confessor since the young Jesuit was only eighteen years old. He thought he'd heard every sin the boy had to confess until Marcus uttered those thr...
In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.
Zillionaire BDSM-crazed tycoon Earl Grey and his wife Anna Steal return in this follow-up to Fanny Merkin's Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
Even the most jaded of Hot Topic clerks will crack a smile at this morbidly funny joke book compiled by New York Times bestselling humorist and low-key goth Andrew Shaffer.
'Masterly and rich... Highly recommended.' — Library Journal (Starred Review)As the Jack-of-All-Wicked-Trades for a secretive French military intelligence ...
They're rich, titled, and decadent. They appreciate fine art-the more wicked, the better. They're also, quite literally, haunted by sins of the past. They are the Godwicks.<...
An erotica-writing dominatrix. A kink-club owning Frenchman. A priest who leads a double life. Together, they are the Unholy Trinity-the unconventional trio at the heart of the Original ...
Mona Lisa St. James made a deathbed promise that she would do anything to save her mother's art gallery. Unfortunately, not only is The Red painted red, but it's in the red.Just a...
In the luscious gardens of Coral Gables, Florida, lies a hidden gem. Once called the “Horror Hotel” during the early 1900's, is now fully renovated and ope...
Welcome to Horror Cabin. A luxury ski resort just filled with drama. Dare to ride the mystifying ski lifts, take a dip in the heated pool, or steam out in the red cedar sauna.
The time has come. After the 22 girls of Terror disfigured their handsome Men of Misery, it’s time for the next awakening. In the moment of comfort ...
Food and drink do a lot more than address physical need. They play a central role in our emotional and social existence. They serve as currency for hospitality, love, and affection, as a securit...
The sequel to the charming and delightful 32 page children's picture book about a down-and-out pup named Cosmo whose bike was slightly shabby. In Cosmo's Soccer Shoot-Out Cosmo's magica...
Dedicated Dogs is a delightful and charming book about man's best friend. David R Morgan is an award winning children's author and brings his talents to the young reader to inspire them...
A biographical book about a woman named Sherri and her amazing life and love of everything. This book is filled with pictures and prose by the subject herself and her sister who edited the mater...