General Patton has nothing on Scarlet Holmes. She's beautiful, savvy, and smart, and if anyone can take down the Nazi's single-handedly, it's her.When Scarlet hits Europe's mos...
Romance in Rusty Gun, Texas has filled the air as Agatha and Hank gear up for their big day. But when Hank's sisters show up with a dead body in their va...
Sometimes things don't go as planned. Hank Davidson never imagined he'd be in a wheelchair on his wedding day, or that a killer would be gunning for him....
Only politics are more crooked than crime. When it's election time in Bell County, Texas, the highly-coveted position of the jurisdiction's top cop bring...
"If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." - The GazetteIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*...
Father Stuart Ballard has been Marcus Stearns' confessor since the young Jesuit was only eighteen years old. He thought he'd heard every sin the boy had to confess until Marcus uttered those thr...
In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.
Zillionaire BDSM-crazed tycoon Earl Grey and his wife Anna Steal return in this follow-up to Fanny Merkin's Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
Even the most jaded of Hot Topic clerks will crack a smile at this morbidly funny joke book compiled by New York Times bestselling humorist and low-key goth Andrew Shaffer.
They're rich, titled, and decadent. They appreciate fine art-the more wicked, the better. They're also, quite literally, haunted by sins of the past. They are the Godwicks.<...
An erotica-writing dominatrix. A kink-club owning Frenchman. A priest who leads a double life. Together, they are the Unholy Trinity-the unconventional trio at the heart of the Original ...
In the luscious gardens of Coral Gables, Florida, lies a hidden gem. Once called the “Horror Hotel” during the early 1900's, is now fully renovated and ope...
Welcome to Horror Cabin. A luxury ski resort just filled with drama. Dare to ride the mystifying ski lifts, take a dip in the heated pool, or steam out in the red cedar sauna.
The time has come. After the 22 girls of Terror disfigured their handsome Men of Misery, it’s time for the next awakening. In the moment of comfort ...
The sequel to the charming and delightful 32 page children's picture book about a down-and-out pup named Cosmo whose bike was slightly shabby. In Cosmo's Soccer Shoot-Out Cosmo's magica...
A biographical book about a woman named Sherri and her amazing life and love of everything. This book is filled with pictures and prose by the subject herself and her sister who edited the mater...
Paige's privileged life ends abruptly, when her well to do parents cut her off financially after she drops out of school and refuses to move back home. Unwilling to get ...
TIME. That is what this activity book will give the child wanting more one-on-one time with their grown-up (and vice versa)! High-lighting the wonderful art from Illus...